Murder Husbands meets Wallflower
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
Why do you weep?Did you think I was immortal? - Louis XIV last words
Hannibal Lecter getting a hand cramp right in the middle of hand-writing his pretentious calligraphy dinner invites.
Supernatural 7x12 “Time After Time After Time” Deleted Scene
WHY WOULD YOU EVER DELETE JENSEN IN A WAISTCOAT